Assorted creative output & shares from an important future person

This South Korean Woman Makes $9000 A Month Eating in Front of Her Webcam

After last night, I decided that my new career path is “camgirl.”

5 days ago - 2

Flip-Flopper

Until I was 20 I wanted to be a doctor—a psychiatrist—and to that end I studied the nuts out of biology, psychology, anatomy, and math (I was even in the upper realm of okay at math! Totes a B student. Sometimes even, like, an A- on occasion). However I always sucked at chemistry, I was terrible at statistics, and I can’t remember if I even took physics because by my 3rd year of university, the lab levels had shown me to be utterly inept at cutting stuff open and/or measuring powder.

I know I’m an art person these days, but every so often I google “developmental psychology PhD programs” and sigh.

I also find myself googlebaited by programs in art history or restoration—something where I could work in a museum touching all the old things. If I can’t be rich, I might as well be elbow deep in historical treasures. 

I want to begin a career track. How do we know what we want to be when we grow up, you guys?

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via cracked)

Everything in America is Normal, or: the United States of Narnia

brunchandtits:

As I mentioned, I am insanely excited about this trip to America. In a way, I feel like I have been preparing for it for 26 years.

Flying over Seattle today confirmed it. America is normal - or, rather, it looks like the illustration of ‘normal’ in my mental dictionary. Flying over Seattle is…

Hey, guys! My british boyfriend is in America for the very first time on a tour with his band, Round Eye. He keeps texting me with things like: 

"WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST" and "I have heard no world news, but about 16 updates about Lebron James and the new presenters of The View."

Now he’s started a tumblr to document the tour/his thoughts of ‘Murica. You should follow it. 

Also, I’m going to have to counter “Bloody Hell in America” with my own tumblr, “Entropy in the UK,” to document my first experiences in Scotland and England next month.

Related question: Should I get facepainter’s insurance and a permit and paint the Fringe? I should, right?

Right?

1 week ago - 3

Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.

Sylvia Plath (via ladyfabulous)
#yesallwomen (via plasticlain)

(Source: raccoonwounds, via plasticlain)

MOVING SALE!

My new apartment will be half the size of my current one, so I’m unloading a bunch of stuff in the interest of not being one of those hoarders you see on Hoarders. 

Message me here or on my cell to pick up anything you’re interested in whenever this week, but if not, swing by on Friday from 7-10 for a final JingAn shindig in which you should buy whatever’s left at low-low prices! (Or maybe just take it.)

I’ll continue to upload stuff here. 

Check it.

MOVING SALE!

My new apartment will be half the size of my current one, so I’m unloading a bunch of stuff in the interest of not being one of those hoarders you see on Hoarders. 

Message me here or on my cell to pick up anything you’re interested in whenever this week, but if not, swing by on Friday from 7-10 for a final JingAn shindig in which you should buy whatever’s left at low-low prices! (Or maybe just take it.)

I’ll continue to upload stuff here. 

Check it.

princesswhatevr:

minorsourceofmayhem:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likable characters is actually super considerate and cool

I just look at his face and feel the hatred.

Which I guess makes him such a great actor.

Fuckin cutie

JUXTAPOSITION! JUXTAPOSITION!

(Source: kazuos, via emilyvgordon)

TWO WEEKS' NOTICE: New pics and ticketing updates for Pinned starring Cirque le Soir's Anna Fur Laxis!

Guys, guys. It’s time.

3 months ago - 4

Writer/Actress Apphia Campbell To Take 'Black Is The Color Of My Voice' To 2014 Edinburgh Festival Fringe

playthespotlight:

Love and hugs to Emmanuel Akitobi who has written about Black Is the Color of My Voice on Indiewire.com’s Shadow and Act blog! 

We’re at $526 of the $8000 we need to make for our Edinburgh Fringe trip. Please consider contributing today! 22 days left!

Oh, hai there. I’m co-producing this and we need your money to make it happen. 22 days left, folks! 

3 months ago - 1